Happily Haphazard

Okay, Im weird. I like filling out surveys. Those background information charts that Doctors have you fill out, I love those. I LOVE to talk about myself to others. Even taxes give me a little thrill.  I love to think about myself and then share it with you.  Doesn’t everyone?  I'm a good balance though, because I also love to listen to others and you.  Get a feel for who you are, and then adjust my behavior toward you as neccessary.   Today I've created my own survey for your participation, those online surveys that go around by email leave a great deal to be desired.  I could care less if you like chocolate or white chocolate, what's under your bed, or featured on your mouse pad.  I do not give a gosh darn about what type of computer you own (Which used to be one of the questions on the AOL bio) or what time it was when you started. Stupid, stupid questions.  

Add even more questions if you want in your comments back about this blog.

Then we will truly spread the Love, blog style.

Why? I love Dave's music. He's not flashy or glitzy..he's just funny.  The funny thing is, that you can hardly understand a lot of his words, or the true meaning behind his songs.  Despite sounding lovely and sweet, Crash is really a song about voyerism.  But that's the beauty of his music...it's subjective, kind of like art. I like that.

What song do you consider your anthem?  Ok..this is going to be a bit cliche, but "Bitch" by Meredith Brookes. 

Why?  Cause I do embody those things, Bitch (yes, sometimes) Lover, child, mother, sinner, saint....  I dont feel  ashamed...Im just those things at any moment. Yep.

Do you feel you came from a normal family? Yes, I do, despite having divorced and remarried parents, which actually IS the norm these days.  Why or why not?  Both my parents are well adjusted working adults.  They have normal lives, and have hobbies and interests. Neither smokes, or drinks excessively.  So yeah. Pretty normal. Again, normal is in the eye of the beholder...cause...my mom did butcher rabbits that we raised, and I have tried everything from calves brains, to cat-tails to eat. She's rather adventurous...

Is there any history of mental illness on your paternal side? Um, I dont think so. I do have an uncle that always wears a chicken on his sweater. Is that mental?

What is it, and have you noticed similar symptoms lately?  No, I have never worn a chicken sweater.

When you talk to people face to face, what do you look at while they are talking? I look at their mouth. But halfway through the conversation, I think..ooh, I wonder if they know Im looking at their mouth..I better look at their eyes..crap..did they just notice that I looked up...wonder if they know that I am looking at their eyes now instead of their mouth.  And then, I realize I didnt hear what they said.

Have you ever choked on your own spit?  Yes, I do it pretty frequently..is that normal?

If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Specifically.  Shellfish. Lobster, Crab and Shrimp. With a side of pasta.  I hope to own a Red Lobster one day.

Can you wiggle your ears, or whistle really loud with your fingers in your mouth? No..I cannot do either.

If not, what is your biggest talent?  I can roll my toungue into 3 lobes at once. I can also do the Scooby Doo laugh. But only once.

If you could go back to highschool, would you?  In a heartbeat...I LONG for irresponsibility again.

When you are all alone and know that no one is watching...what do you do?  I put on my favorite music CD, and sing loud with my eyes closed into a microphone, on an imaginary stage, to imaginary adoring fans. 

Thanks for your time and attention!